The Only People For Me Are The Mad Ones

Clara. 22. California girl. Sarcastic. Childish. Cat lady.

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

I literally asked my girlfriend for socks for Christmas

(via internetcallgirl)

  • people: watch your language
  • me: oh shit sorry

thegadaboutgirl:

whowasntthere:

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

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(Source: sapphiology, via donpardosaymyname)

Anonymous asked: does starbucks really have a secret menu with an oreo frap and a cake batter one etc?

internetcallgirl:

NO. NO. IT IS NOT A REAL THING. WE ARE NOT TRAINED TO MAKE THOSE ITEMS. WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. UNLESS YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO MAKE THEM & CAN TELL US HOW, WE WON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND IT IS VERY STRESSFUL. PLEASE DO NOT PUT YOUR BARISTA THROUGH THAT, THE STARBUCKS SECRET MENU DOES NOT EXIST.

#real

damnafricawhathappened:

When your Bath & Body Works store tells you they have three wick Winter Candy Apple and Frosted Gingerbread candles so you drive all the way to Appleton and they only have 4 oz candles

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megannagemmegan and I got a plant! We named him Cup of Joe, but you can call him Joey 😊🌱💕

megannagemmegan and I got a plant! We named him Cup of Joe, but you can call him Joey 😊🌱💕